And so, without further ado, I now present myself in all of my untouched carnal glory. Naked, vulnerable and without excuse. I should clarify: I mean emotionally naked, not physically naked. Have you seen me? I would never wish that on anyone not dumb enough to share lifetime commitment vows in the company of their family. She is a super trooper, by the way, having to witness me getting in and out of the shower and all that.